A Real Aussie Bum

Perhaps you've already heard about the only Australian lady to become a Victoria's Secret Angel, Miranda Kerr.

Well nobody fucking told ME...so back off.

Ahh, she is indescribable. Take a gander:

One Gift, A Thousand Fantasies

Seriously...Victoria's Secret has been releasing some great work online lately (the Michael Bay commercial aside). They have just launched is their new micro-site to compliment the "One Gift A Thousand Fantasies" campaign for the holidays.

Go check it out. Its a slick design with tons of T&A...a digital fantasy come true!

Site here.

Michael Bay Victoria's Secret Commercial

"One Gift, A Thousand Fantasies" is the tagline for this new Victoria's Secret commercial directed by the famous Michael Bay. Enticing...but my supermodel fantasies never involve helicopters and exploding cars. WTF was he thinking?

The commercial debuted at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on December 2nd and, dear god, I can't wait to NOT see it on TV. I hate anything that takes away from T&A. What can I say, I'm a purist.

Commercial here:

Model Mommy aka MILF

Holy crap! Photos from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York City have just been released (the show won't air until December 1st).

Heidi Klum was originally slated to host the show but as it turns out she also walked the runway. Why is this such a big deal? Cause she just had her fourth kid 5 weeks ago. That's right, 5 weeks ago she was a gihugeous preggo chick and now she is showing off that oh-so-hot bod!

When asked about her ability to model so quickly after giving birth she replied:

"Every time it's the same," says Klum, who hopes to shed 20 more lbs. "You know, if you kind of gain 45 pounds, then it takes time to kind of go down again."

But what about her newborn baby girl Lou?

"She's great," Klum said. "I pre-pumped a lot of milk, left it in the freezer."

I'm so jealous of that kid!