Star Wars Cabaret

New trend that's getting my little storm trooper all excited.

This new themed burlesque show in Hollywood is brought to you by Courtney Cruz and I couldn't BE more excited (quote Chandler Bing). Star Wars has never looked this sexy...not even when Princess Leia wore that gold bikini. How many times have you thought about putting a brown paper bag over some chicks head...NOW all you'll think about is putting a Storm Trooper helmet on her.

So get your ass out West and watch Storm Troopers strip. That is entertainment I can get behind (ahh, visuals).

Adidas Star Wars

You know it, I know it. Adidas makes sick commercials. One of my favorite all-time commercials is the Adidas Originals House Party commercial.

Checkit here:


But look out. Round 2 is here. This one is bigger, badder and dare i say it...better, than the Original.

Featuring Darth Vader, here is the new commercial for the Adidas Star Wars shoes.

Checkit:


Its no joke, Adidas got style and class. But for all your grooming needs head on over to Automated Man. They got what you need. No joke.