Axe "Get Some"

The fine minds over at Axe constantly find ways to one-up the male centric ad world. Simple and elegant, this marketing piece brings the message home.

Rihanna...SO HOT...Want to Touch the Heiney...Arrroooo

Thank God that GQ photographer Michael Thompson had the creative vision to put together one of the hottest photo shoots ever! His subject...Rhianna!

Slideshow here.

This is the cover shot...and yes, they only get better.

Are you a Gentleman? 10 Ways to improve your Gentleman's Quotient (GQ)e

Want the ladies to identify you as a "catch" and be open to your advances?  Being a gentleman will always increase your odds of winning the attention of the beauties.  Here are 10 ways to improve your GQ (Gentleman's Quotient).

1. Pay – When you ask a girl out, always pay.  Don’t expect that she is your buddy and is ready to split the bill, unless you just want a buddy.  Paying says you value her company.

2. Don’t use coarse language.  She might swear like a sailor, but you will make a lasting impression if you use language creatively to get your point across. 

3. Be positive.  A woman is secretly looking for a rock she can lean on.  If you curl up in a ball and whine about how hard work or school is or show other signs of weakness, she can’t respect you, and she can’t love someone she can’t respect.

4. Look into her eyes.  Yes, those amazing breasts lie just beneath the eyes.  You know it, but more importantly, she knows it, and is waiting for you to act like every other loser and stare at her cleavage.  Do it and lose out.

5. Do not look at other women when you are out with her.  You have the other 22 hours of the day to ogle other women.  When you’re with her, look at her.

6. Take notice of her clothing and comment on how nice she looks.  Tell her, “You look incredible!”  Stay away from specifics because when it comes to fashion you are out of your league.  Do not say, “I love those earrings” because she’ll wonder if you’re gay.  One area that men are allowed to comment on is shoes, but don’t be weird about it because she’ll think you have a foot fetish.

a. Side note about fetishes.  Fetishes are only cool in the bedroom.  When a fetish sneaks out into the light, it becomes creepy.

7. Open doors.  Let her go first.  She will appreciate it.  It also gives you the opportunity to touch her back or waist to guide her in the direction you’re going, and a nice view of her.  Be subtle.  Don’t offer your arm unless you’re going to a black tie event, but do let her take it if she happens to reach for you. 

8. Be gentle.  If you have the opportunity to touch her, be gentle and smooth.  Don’t grab and grope.  You can smooth her hair away from her eyes or help her put her coat on.  Tread lightly and she will want more.

9. Don’t compare her to other women you’ve dated unless you really think that she is the most incredible woman you’ve ever met.  If that’s the case, compliment her.  “You are so beautiful.  You take my breath away.”  Remember, she’s been an object since she hit puberty.  She will sense insincerity.

10. If you do have the opportunity to take her to bed, relax and slow down.  The slower you go the longer it lasts.  The longer it lasts the more pleasure she’ll get out of it.  The more pleasure she gets the more likely she’ll want a repeat performance. 

a. Also always have condoms and use them.  Do not make her ask.  There is nothing less sexy to a woman than worrying about getting pregnant or getting an STD from you.  And, if you don't offer condoms, she'll assume you have an STD.

Remember these simple rules and you will increase your chances exponentially. Don’t be a bonehead. Be a gentleman!

Don't Blow It!

Guys, we girls like to get laid too. We like to have the one night stands too... but don't blow it when we give you a chance to take us home and conquer us.  Many of you guys didn't learn this in Boy Scouts, but you should "Always Be Prepared".

I was out with my girlfriends the other night. We were all on the prowl that night. I met this really hot guy. We got to talking and the extent of conversation for him was college sports, mainly football. I was getting bored with the conversation so much that I just decided to kiss him. That would get him to keep quiet and keep me satisfied for the moment. Surprisingly, he was an amazing kisser and making me even more hot. So, I run over to Mia and tell her I'm going to leave with this guy and I'll catch up with them in the morning. 

We leave the club and get to his pad. I use the word pad, because it was obviously a bachelor pad. We start getting hot and heavy as soon as we walk in the door. He wrestles me down to couch. He's kissing my neck and getting me so turned on. We fall on the floor and the clothes come off. Of course, like most guys he makes the mistake of skipping foreplay. So, I realize it's time for sex. He's obviously ready too. He starts his thrusting action and I stop him before he tires to take it to the next level. I ask him, "Aren't you going to put on a condom?"

He hesitantly replies, "Um, oh, Ummm... I don't have one".

I immediately realize this is going to get to go where I wanted it. I can't believe how lazy guys can be. All of you guys should have a drawer next to the bed or a box under the bed filled with all your sexual aides... you know condoms and lube (for guys who don't do the foreplay and an't get us wet enough). 

This is why every guy needs to know about Automated Man. This is why we include condoms in our package. We are here to help you to get more action, you don't even have to leave the house!