Put Your Man-Skills to the Test

Alright gents, Popular Mechanics has published a list of the top 25 Skills Every Man Should Know. Here it is...lets see how many you know.

The List: How to...

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

Without cheating, I got a score of 21. How'd you do?

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Men Use "Grooming" Products

Ok, I'm offended. Men's Fitness has a list of the Top 10 Beauty Products that every man should steal from his girlfriend. (list here)

I'm actually embarrassed for the writer of this article, Jenna Autuori. Men groom, we do not beautify. Of course its written by a woman....cause the list is retarded! When was the last time any self respecting man used a "on-the-go wet cleansing towelette" to freshen up his face before meeting the fellas for a drink (number 2 on the list)?

Guys, its pretty fucking simple what we need to stay so-fresh-and-so-clean. Half the shit on this list is utterly ridiculous. In the event you're somehow confused as to what you need to keep yourself ready for the ladies, just cruise on over to Automated Man and they will spell it out for you. Not only will they spell it out...but they'll also ship every single item you need to your door and at a discount!



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Manly Things

Do you ever sit back in your chair and wonder what exactly it is that makes you manly? Here's a hint...its not the fucking Miller Chill in your hand (lime beers are for pansies). There are a certain number of inarguable things in this world that make men...well, men.

Now you probably have a good idea of what some of those things are, and fortunately for you our good buddies over at guy.com have taken the liberty and created a list of the top 13 things that make us all super manly.

Click here for the full list or simply check out my abbreviated version below.

The list:

1. Explosions
2. Hot chicks
3. Bare hands
4. Beards
5. Manly cars
6. Tools
7. Guns
   
8. Grilling
9. Beer
10. Manly names
11. Football
12. Manly jobs
13. Manly movies

I think you'll be able to relate to these things on some level. After all, your manliness is in question if you can't.

Feel free to add to this list by commenting here on Automated Man (which by all rights should fall at number 14 on this list).

What the Hell is Automated Man? EPK Tells you...

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Thank God you're a Man!

Thank God for Goldstar Beer! They made easy for everyone, even the blondes, to understand. These "flow charts" were used in bar/restaurant public toilets to advertise the Israeli beer, Goldstar. 5 stars for Goldstar! Thank God you're a Man!

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