Guys,
we girls like to get laid too. We like to have the one night stands too... but don't blow it when we give you a chance to take us home and conquer us. Many of you guys didn't learn this in Boy Scouts, but you should "
Always Be Prepared".
I was out with my girlfriends the other night. We were all on the prowl that night. I met this really hot guy. We got to talking and the extent of conversation for him was college sports, mainly football. I was getting bored with the conversation so much that I just decided to kiss him. That would get him to keep quiet and keep me satisfied for the moment. Surprisingly, he was an amazing kisser and making me even more hot. So, I run over to Mia and tell her I'm going to leave with this guy and I'll catch up with them in the morning.
We leave the club and get to his pad. I use the word pad, because it was obviously a bachelor pad. We start getting hot and heavy as soon as we walk in the door. He wrestles me down to couch. He's kissing my neck and getting me so turned on. We fall on the floor and the clothes come off. Of course, like most guys he makes the mistake of skipping foreplay. So, I realize it's time for sex. He's obviously ready too. He starts his thrusting action and I stop him before he tires to take it to the next level. I ask him, "Aren't you going to put on a condom?"
He hesitantly replies, "Um, oh, Ummm... I don't have one".
I immediately realize this is going to get to go where I wanted it. I can't believe how lazy guys can be. All of you guys should have a drawer next to the bed or a box under the bed filled with all your sexual aides... you know condoms and lube (for guys who don't do the foreplay and an't get us wet enough).
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