Kobe, Lebron, Santa

Nike kicks some holiday lyrics through the majesty of puppets.

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Which Girls You Should Avoid

From manly sage and famed whiskey drinker John Carney comes some sound holiday advice for the fellas. AVOID WOMEN...not all women, just certain types.

But how does a guy decide which woman to avoid?

I'm glad you asked. John has provided us with a very specific list on his blog "Rise If You Must" called his "Annual Guide To Holiday Romance".

Check it out and avoid winding up with the wrong woman this holiday season. My personal favorite is number 17. Avoid any girl with more tattoos than you. She’ll never respect you.

Automated Man loves the Autumn

We at Automated Man love the Autumn Season. We can slack a little on shaving and let our beards grow out. We can stay inside and play more video games because it's getting cold. We have two great holidays coming up... Halloween and Thanksgiving. On Halloween we get to see all the girls we like (and don't like) dressed up like sluts and possibly are up for a trick or treat. On Thanksgiving we get to EAT! Overindulge all day in home-cooked food. Then next is Christmas. Perfect time to hit your mom up to buy your toiletries for you for cheap! Help her save and help you stay clean.