Why You're Fat

In an effort to help you shed those unwanted pounds and become a leaner meaner version of you, I will periodically offer up simple tips that will get you big results.

Here is an easy one: don't skip breakfast.

Thats right, I'm actually telling you to eat (not more, but more often).

In a recent study it was found that overweight people skip breakfast. This isn't Earth shattering but well worth noting. Seems like a harmless habit, but missing this crucial meal raises your risk of obesity by a whopping 450 percent! Start your day with some lean protein and fiber—which will jumpstart your metabolism and keep you full. (An egg sandwich is actually a great choice.)

Thats it for now. Listen, learn, live longer.

Men Use "Grooming" Products

Ok, I'm offended. Men's Fitness has a list of the Top 10 Beauty Products that every man should steal from his girlfriend. (list here)

I'm actually embarrassed for the writer of this article, Jenna Autuori. Men groom, we do not beautify. Of course its written by a woman....cause the list is retarded! When was the last time any self respecting man used a "on-the-go wet cleansing towelette" to freshen up his face before meeting the fellas for a drink (number 2 on the list)?

Guys, its pretty fucking simple what we need to stay so-fresh-and-so-clean. Half the shit on this list is utterly ridiculous. In the event you're somehow confused as to what you need to keep yourself ready for the ladies, just cruise on over to Automated Man and they will spell it out for you. Not only will they spell it out...but they'll also ship every single item you need to your door and at a discount!



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