Do Those Animals Have Tits?

Thanks to our good friends over at The Denver Egotist we have now experienced yet another example of a "what the fuck" moment....

New Axe Awesomeness

These ads rule...makes me want to clean up my dirty boy ways.

Smell Like A Man, Man

Another great spot from our buds over at Old Spice.

Food and Sex

What's better than free food? Hot chicks making out.

Check out the latest commercial from Jack In The Box.

How Quick Are You Gonna Get Up

That's what she said!

From the people that brought you "Just Do It" (aka Nike) comes this latest ad spot that broke during the Olympic opening ceremonies. As usual, its sick. How can Nike get you so pumped up? (that's what she said)

Human Chain from NikeSportswear on Vimeo.

Old Spice...I'm A Man

This campaign is fucking brilliant. I'm sure you've seen the TV spots. But have you seen this latest one. In my opinion...the best yet.

Automated Man will help you "smell like a man"...just sayin.

Clean Your Balls

Seriously gross! Dirty sweaty balls have made victims of us all at one time or another. Oh the pain and humiliation of a soiled sac. Swamp nasty nuts strike fear into the hearts of men hoping to get laid everywhere! But what's a guy to do?

Axe has the answer..."clean your balls". But how do we do this? For centuries, men have been puzzled by this very question...until now. The clean chemists at Axe have put together the finest example of a "how-to" video ever created, in an effort to walk the male species step-by-step through the process of ball cleansing.

Watch (and learn) here:

(if you suffer from the aforementioned "pain" in your soiled sac, Automated Man suggests that you seek out medical help immediately)

Adidas Star Wars

You know it, I know it. Adidas makes sick commercials. One of my favorite all-time commercials is the Adidas Originals House Party commercial.

Checkit here:


But look out. Round 2 is here. This one is bigger, badder and dare i say it...better, than the Original.

Featuring Darth Vader, here is the new commercial for the Adidas Star Wars shoes.

Checkit:


Its no joke, Adidas got style and class. But for all your grooming needs head on over to Automated Man. They got what you need. No joke.

Michael Bay Victoria's Secret Commercial

"One Gift, A Thousand Fantasies" is the tagline for this new Victoria's Secret commercial directed by the famous Michael Bay. Enticing...but my supermodel fantasies never involve helicopters and exploding cars. WTF was he thinking?

The commercial debuted at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on December 2nd and, dear god, I can't wait to NOT see it on TV. I hate anything that takes away from T&A. What can I say, I'm a purist.

Commercial here:

Silent Rock

Fuck "silent disco". These boys don't disco. They only rock.

I love this ad.