Men Use "Grooming" Products

Ok, I'm offended. Men's Fitness has a list of the Top 10 Beauty Products that every man should steal from his girlfriend. (list here)

I'm actually embarrassed for the writer of this article, Jenna Autuori. Men groom, we do not beautify. Of course its written by a woman....cause the list is retarded! When was the last time any self respecting man used a "on-the-go wet cleansing towelette" to freshen up his face before meeting the fellas for a drink (number 2 on the list)?

Guys, its pretty fucking simple what we need to stay so-fresh-and-so-clean. Half the shit on this list is utterly ridiculous. In the event you're somehow confused as to what you need to keep yourself ready for the ladies, just cruise on over to Automated Man and they will spell it out for you. Not only will they spell it out...but they'll also ship every single item you need to your door and at a discount!



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