Clean Your Balls

Seriously gross! Dirty sweaty balls have made victims of us all at one time or another. Oh the pain and humiliation of a soiled sac. Swamp nasty nuts strike fear into the hearts of men hoping to get laid everywhere! But what's a guy to do?

Axe has the answer..."clean your balls". But how do we do this? For centuries, men have been puzzled by this very question...until now. The clean chemists at Axe have put together the finest example of a "how-to" video ever created, in an effort to walk the male species step-by-step through the process of ball cleansing.

Watch (and learn) here:

(if you suffer from the aforementioned "pain" in your soiled sac, Automated Man suggests that you seek out medical help immediately)

No More Sweaty Balls

Guys, its a simple formula: Fresh + Balls = FreshBalls.com

If you don't already know what Fresh Balls is then its time you got with the program! Nobody likes having smelly sweaty balls. And sure as shit, no chick wants to get with you if your balls are dripping with sweat. Up until now you've had no option but to live with your nasty sweaty balls until you could scrub your groin in the closest shower.

Now, if you're like me you've probably tried spraying deodorant down there or using the blow dryer at the gym to dry the boys off. But that's no way for your balls to go through life! I know it, you know it and Frank Brooks sure knows it.

Frank Brooks is one man, with one product, on one mission: to eliminate sweaty testicles.

He invented Fresh Balls as the first and only antiperspirant for your boys down under. Not only is it highly effective but its also good for your skin.

Its aluminum free, paraben free and talc free. It contains oatmeal as an anti-irritant and tea tree oil - so its anti-bacterial as well. In other words, its perfect for your skin. Fresh Balls is an easy to apply cream, so it won't clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue in your pants.

Take a gander at the Fresh Balls website and get rid of embarrassing sweaty balls for good (the sweat part...not your balls).

Check out the video:

Lineus Athletic Balls

Okay, so Automated Man isn't fully automated at everything we do. We do have to put forth some effort occasionally. Especially when it comes to working out. An Automated Man saves time shopping and has more time to work out. Check out these ultra cool Medicine Balls, Footballs and other Equipment from Lineaus. Their simple designs have their roots in traditional forms of athletic gear.