I was sitting in my courtyard with a bunch of my hot neighbor girls last night. The subject turned to tighty whities and giggles and eye rolls were universal. Guys! When you wear tighty whities we think of the kids we babysit for extra cash. Just not sexy. So let me reveal to you the opinions of girls you would love to date on seeing you almost naked. First there is the issue of body type. If you are a skinny rock star indier than thou kind of guy, we know that you were endowed with an enormous asset. That's why we love you. You didn't think it was your skinny jeans. Something about a guy who weighs as much as a member of the girls Chinese gymnastics team screams "I've got a surprise for you" to the groupie part of our brains. We know what you've got. Now let's talk skivvies. You, skinny rocker do not have legs large enough around for boxer briefs to grip. And since your bisexuality is part of your appeal, we like you in low slung briefs - not white - that show off your ridiculously long torso, tiny bit of body hair and aforementioned endowment. You are the only full grown man who should wear briefs.
Next on our list were the average guys who prefer boxers under loose jeans. Here's what the girls had to say about you. Get your hands away from your dicks. We understand that your boxers and loose pants allow your parts to float freely through the air. That's great just as long as you can handle the freedom. If you feel the need to adjust yourself every thirty seconds maybe you are too big to be so free, if you know what I mean. If that is the case move onto our universal favorite for all men with normal to muscular legs...the boxer brief. Yes gentlemen, most shapes and sizes of men look the hottest they can possible look inboxer briefs. When you pull off your pants to reveal clean sexy dark boxer briefs our hearts truly skip a beat. And most important for you, we do not pause and wonder if we are doing the right thing. No instead we are reassured that you, Mr. Hot Guy have earned our presence in your bed.
Now if you look like a ripped Calvin Klein underwear model, you can wear whatever you want. We don't care. We just want you naked anyway. But for the rest women prefer boxer briefs. Soon
Automated Man will begin selling boxer briefs on our site. Who knows, maybe our customers will need even more
condoms each month. Be that guy the girls can brag about sleeping with. Wear boxer briefs!
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