Asteroid, Dinosaur, Who Cares?

Its officially conclusive: a huge bad-ass asteroid killed off the dinosaurs. Yep, sure.

Seriously? Are we still talking about this? The scientific community is absolutely obsessed with "what killed the dinosaurs"...but I'm not.

Dude, that was like a million years ago. Are we really putting resources into mass speculation about a cause? Look, if this were CSI that old dude with the gray hair would be telling you to let it go. Some things are better left undiscovered.

What can science do to help us today? Our planet is just about sucked dry of fossil fuels and we'll all probably run out of fresh water in this lifetime...oh good. Get your white-jacketed, glasses-wearing, science-lab-loving ass working on more important things! I need clean drinking water for at least another 80 years...and while you're at it, how bout finding a cure for hangovers? Shit, if the dinosaurs had booze they would have figured out the cure by now....why can't you?

Useless nerds.