I Love Midgets!

I can't believe this is a real honest-to-god service. You can actually rent midgets. I believe the politically correct term is "little people" but that is nowhere near as fun to yell at the top of your lungs...MIDGETS!!!!!!

Now you must be asking yourself, "what would I do with a rented midget"? The mind reels with possibilities! These guys do it all, from practical jokes to bachelor parties to playing a Christmas elf at your holiday party. What you should be asking is "what wouldn't I do with a rented midget"!

All the details are at their website "rentamidget.com" but you can check out their reel here: