Henry Rollins: Straight Talker

Who's more badass than Henry Rollins? Jack Bauer...no. Chuck Norris...no.

Infamous maestro of punk lore and modern day television host, Henry Rollins has now taken to political commentary. In his newly appointed role as "resident straight talker" at Vanity Fair he has delivered his first contribution titled "We're Gonna Have A Tea Party Tonight!"

Here's a dig at Sarah Palin:

Then there’s Sarah Palin, who, egged on by other intellectually malnourished “real Americans,” has said so many startlingly stupid things in the last few days, the comedic furnaces won’t be cooling down any time soon! She’s a dynamo of dumbassity! An inferno of idiocy! Yes, Ms. Palin, 2012 is almost in your grasp! Reach for the stars, get a map, find Iran, start another pointless war we can’t afford! Score!

My favorite quote:

You silly grown-ups! The future is hilarious and very problematic, thanks to you. Cheer up! I’ll do my best to track your epic, very public nosedive.

Check out the full piece here.