A Beer Belly You Want

Remember when the Camelback first came out? It was all the rage. And of course, every guy's first impulse was to fill it with beer! And, inevitably you were searched trying to get into a football game with your beer-filled Camelback and it lost its usefulness.

What was a guy supposed to do? Hide it under his shirt and look like a hunchback? I think not!

Introducing The Beer Belly! Dude, checkit. This thing is sick. Its like the stealth ninja cousin of the Camelback...and totally 100% designed for boozin!

• holds 80 oz of liquid
• custom contoured to fit under your shirt and look like a real beer belly
• insulated to hold either hot or cold beverages (but why would you want hot beer)
• bladder equipped with wide-mouth opening for adding ice to your margaritas

If it wasn't totally awesome, I wouldn't post this. As a life-long beer drinker I am finally stoked to put on a beer belly.

(I know I know...you're thinking that only frat boys would resort to this...but secretly, you really want one. Don't be a pussy, indulge your inner frat boy and get yer drink on! I won't judge.)