Sleep Talkin' Man

"Look. Look at my left foot. Look at my left foot. Smack you in the face!"

Once in a great while a blog comes along that actually makes me laugh...this is it! Not since the days of Tucker Max have I laughed so hard. I'm at a coffee shop right now, in fact, spilling delicious roasted Peruvian bean juice all over the fucking table as tears of laughter are streaming down my face.

Read this...do it. Sleep Talkin' Man.

"Yeah, I've got custard in my pants."

"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of shit."

BTW...Automated Man can help you with any problems arising from "custard in your pants" or "smelling like a piece of shit"...check em out!